change the direction of the train if you concentrate
I KNEW I HAD SUPER POWERS.
(Source: dpaf, via roesbynoothername)
It’s hot in topeka.. Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends.. I’m tired of going around saying this and no one getting it lmao.
(via splashmaster)
I SPeNT THE LAST THRHEE MINTUES LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BECUASE I THOUGHT HTOSE WERE FUCKIGN LEGs
(via ushigofasweet)
THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL MEbaby
(Source: cineraria, via marykatewiles)
the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part
deal with it
darkness without light is an abyss
light without darkness is blinding
you cannot have a coin with one side.
yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie
(via alwaysthestars)
my favourite picture on tumblr ever
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD
(via captainsparrow8)
